Look at My Ass!

Ladies. If you buy a pair of pants with writing on the ass and wear them in public, don't give me "the look" if you catch me looking at your ass. This goes for tops that scream "Look at my tits!" No writing required for that, just wear the tightest lowest cut top possible without showing your nipples. You don't fool me with your faux attitude. You want everyone to look at you or you wouldn't wear what you wear. Slut.

Looks Like I'll Have to Steal it Then

Fucking Capitol Records! I won't be buying the new Beastie Boys CD after all. [READ THIS]

Twin and Bones

OK, I realize that many a blog will be filled with commentary on this story, but I have to chime in. Why do celebrities always lie when they are found out, only to end up telling the truth a few weeks or months later? It makes them look like such assholes! I mean, when everyone is mumbling that you look sick and that you probably have an eating disorder, why not just fess up and get it over with? Wow! That wasn't much of a rant was it. I'm getting polite in my old age. How's this? Fuck You Mary Kate! You lying, bingeing, purging, whore! Oh, that feels much better. I'm sure she's not a whore, but, oh shit there I go again.

Who Me? Complain?

I've been in a bit of a funk lately. It's all personal and business bullshit that I just need to get under control, but it's nothing that's worth complaining about here. As soon as I get caught up, I'll have more to bitch about. I just don't have much time to scour the headlines right now. I'll definitely post something new this week though.