Look at My Ass!

Ladies. If you buy a pair of pants with writing on the ass and wear them in public, don't give me "the look" if you catch me looking at your ass. This goes for tops that scream "Look at my tits!" No writing required for that, just wear the tightest lowest cut top possible without showing your nipples. You don't fool me with your faux attitude. You want everyone to look at you or you wouldn't wear what you wear. Slut.