tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71331812024-02-28T03:41:23.641-08:00Get It? Got It? Good!pissing and moaning in anonymityMehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comBlogger75125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-88904593200701316802009-05-05T07:58:00.000-07:002009-05-05T08:00:12.481-07:00BloggingSo... This blog has become a blog about how I don't blog here anymore. Sweet!Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-32359785874018527372007-05-23T14:54:00.000-07:002007-05-23T15:02:50.694-07:00Remember When I Used To Blog?Muther Fuck! Is this thing still on??? Every six months or so I remember about this thing and stop by to reminisce about the days when I wrote brilliant prose on this very blog. It was a magical day. Oh, that's right I totally suck as a writer and if it weren't for the built in spell check in my awesome operating system, I would look like a ten year old. Annnnyway, why are yo still watching those shitty "reality" shows on television? If I hear one more adult that I assumed was smarter than a bag of rocks talk about American Idol I'm going to punch him in the throat! And don't get me started on Dancing With The Stars which just proves that gays have taken over television... Not that there's anything wrong with that. I have a gay friend..., uh, and I used to know a black kid in elementary school... I' AM NOT A RACIST!!! <br /><br />That is all! Go take a nap.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1147370310990302402006-05-11T10:40:00.000-07:002006-05-11T11:00:41.790-07:00Livingston Volkswagen or Volkswagon? Who cares?!OK, I just noticed that I get a few hits here from my misspelling of Volkswagon in a previous post. So, since there are a few people reading this looking for info on Livingston Volkswagen in Woodland Hills, California. I'll tell my final story about those dicks.<br /><br />This year I FINALLY got to turn in my leased Passat Wagon to Livingston Volkswagen in Woodland Hills (repeated ad nauseam for better search results). Here's the deal. When I leased the car, it was used. There was a small dent on the right rear fender and after MUCH haggling, they leased it to me as is at a lower rate. The idea was that they wouldn't have to fix the dent and neither would I if I didn't feel like it. Just return it the way I took it. Sounds great right?<br /><br />Well, after four years and many problems (with the car and their horrible service department) I had the car inspected and returned it to the dealership. I was expecting them to pull out the old paperwork so they could see that the dent was there when I got it and we could take that charge off of the inspection sheet so I wouldn't have to pay for it. One convenient problem though. <b>NO RECORD OF THE DAMAGE!</b> You're kidding me, right? Nope.<br /><br />It seems that the fine folks at Livingston Volkswagon (Volkswagen) in Woodland Hills, California never kept a record of the damage even though we haggled about it for six hours the night I leased the car. How convenient is that for them. Now, this is just my educated opinion, but I think those fuckers are shady over there. My opinion. Really, did I mention that this is my opinion?<br /><br />So, of course The dealership is connected in no way with Volkswagen themselves so it's easier for both of them to tell you that you have to take it up with the other. That was fun too. The dealership says, take it up with Volkswagen and Volkswagen tells you to talk to the dealer.<br /><br />So add to the damage and a few small charges like my stolen owners manual and the broken mirror adjustment knob (a total pice of shit that had to be made so it would break) the <b>$200</b> return fee? and my bill to give them thier car back was just under $600.<br /><br />Oh, did I mention that I returned the car 17,000 miles UNDER the alloted milage I paid for? They don't care about that. SO if you lease a car from Livingston Volkswagon (Volkswagen) in Woodland Hills, California, and I <b>STRONGLY</b> advise against it, make sure you drop it off with no gas and all the milage used up. You may as well get something out of all the shitty service you're going to endure throughout the life of your lease.<br /><br />Cheers!Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1120087906163912692005-06-29T16:16:00.000-07:002005-06-29T16:31:46.183-07:00Wow!I really haven't updated this piece of shit in a long time. I only have one thing to say. That Ricardo fuck on the show Kept? What an asshole that guy was huh? I'd like to shake his hand... with a fucking garbage disposal.<br /><center><a href='http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/kept/series.jhtml'><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://losangeles.photobloggers.org/parts/ricardo.jpg?size=220x180'></a></center>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1110613563321945762005-03-11T23:41:00.000-08:002005-03-11T23:46:03.323-08:00It's the Time of the Year for Crack!I just want to let everyone know that I have yet to eat ONE Girl Scout Cookie this year. I'll also let you know that it's not because I don't have access. There are four boxes in my house and I refuse to eat any. The Girl Scouts are fine the rest of the year, but this time of year they are pure fucking evil.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1107206376256544702005-01-31T13:08:00.000-08:002005-01-31T13:22:08.300-08:00Mr. T Starter Kit... For Your Car.I'll keep this short and to the point. I would like to announce the official age when you should stop hanging shit from your rearview mirror. 22. You heard me asshole, 22. I realize that at 22 you are still a stupid kid and you're still partying and trying to "hookup," but it's time for you to grow up and this is just the kind of thing to get you started. All those plastic Mardi Gras beads and your Saint Christopher medallion make you look like an idiot. Besides that, it's unsafe. I think the car manufacturers should use weaker glue so that when all the shit hanging from your mirror gets to a certain weight, the mirror falls off and it costs you $500 at the dealer to get it fixed. Grow up and take that shit down! That goes for the fifteen bumper stickers too. You know, the ones that inform us on what shitty music you're probably listening to right now? Yes those. Ok, so that wasn't short, nor to the point. Fuck you.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1106859906985331592005-01-27T13:57:00.000-08:002005-01-27T13:05:06.986-08:00$1400 to Smog My CarCan I just say that Livingston Volkswagon in Woodland Hills, California sucks cock? They told me two days ago that my car was a 4 or 5 hour job, and here I am still waiting for a phone call. I've called them three or four times asking what's up and all I get is "Uh, there's a technician working on it right now, we'll call you when we know more." Fuck! Oh, and you read that title correctly. Because of some ABS breaking computer module problem, my car is not communicating with the smog stations computer. Parts: $1000.00, Labor: $400.00. Fuck me! I'm going to loose my shit if I have one more problem with THEIR CAR! It's a lease and it's just recently out of warranty. FIX MY CAR AND GIVE IT BACK!!! And it better be washed when I pick it up you fuckers. Someone please buy me another Honda so I don't have to go through all of this shit again.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1105399305037358922005-01-10T15:13:00.000-08:002005-01-10T15:21:45.036-08:00Don't Make Me Come Down There!OK, I'm sick of the rain. Can we just get one day of sunshine to break things up a bit? I would like to wear a regular pair of shoes without then getting soaked through to my socks. I know with all that's going on in the world, it's a little stupid to be complaining about a little rain... well a lot of rain, but I'm here and I've donated my share so shut up.
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<br />Speaking of rain. Some dumbass lady decided to go around a road barricade and got stuck in a flooded area. Now I would laugh at her, but she has her share of guilt that she'll have to live with for the rest of her life for that dumb mistake. See, she had her three kids in the car and you might see a little of what's coming here. Two of the kids were rescued just fine, but her two year old slipped from her grip as she was trying to hand it to rescuers. Now she's minus one child. Think of this story when you're in you big old gas guzzling SUV and you say to yourself, "I can get across that! Those barricades are for the stupid people."Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1105132790182119482005-01-07T13:10:00.000-08:002005-01-07T13:24:49.533-08:00Voodoo and Fraud!... ?I'm no lawyer, but I'm trying to figure out what fraud has to do with <a href "http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=2&u=/nm/20050107/od_nm/life_fatcities_dc" >this survey by Men's Fitness Magazine</a>.<blockquote> Houston Mayor Bill White,... called the survey "mostly voodoo and fraud."</blockquote>I mean, they gathered some statistics about American cities and used them to decide which ones they felt were "fattest" and "fittest." Although it wasn't very scientific, what's so fraudulent about it? So there's a bunch of fat people in Texas. Did we need a survey to tell us that? Now Voodoo, well, it's obvious that the editor of Men's Fitness is big in black magic. Just <a href ="http://www.mensfitness.com/rankings/304" >read the survey</a> and you'll see that it's full of voodoo.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1105059224858602792005-01-06T16:49:00.000-08:002005-01-06T16:54:57.306-08:00Third Place My Ass!How did this label come in third place in the annual <a href ="http://www.mlaw.org/wwl/index.html">Wacky Warning Labels</a> contest?<blockquote>A $100 third prize went to Ann Marie Taylor, of Camden, S.C., who submitted a warning from a digital thermometer that said, <b>"Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally."</b></blockquote>I mean, the first and second prize winners were funny and all, but come on folks!Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1104996024406531612005-01-05T23:16:00.000-08:002005-01-05T23:20:24.406-08:00Blog ExplosionI'm hoping that starting an account with <a href ="http://www.blogexplosion.com/index.php?ref=getitgotitgood">Blog Explosion</a> will motivate me to start up this blog again. I wasn't very motivated before because I had basically one reader (thanks Lar). I've been pretty pissed about stuff lately, so I'm sure I could spew some of my bile on you guys... If you don't mind that is.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1103090591470300982004-12-14T21:58:00.000-08:002004-12-14T22:03:11.470-08:00I SuckWell, not literally. Wait, I can suck literally, like on a straw.... oh, fuck it. I just wanted to say that I've been a lot busy lately and haven't had a chance to update this fucker, so deal! Hey, I just updated! I've changed my mind. I rule!
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<br />Go look at <b><a href ="http://www.roadragecards.com">THESE</a></b> and stop bugging me.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1100220313407206522004-11-11T16:40:00.000-08:002004-11-17T15:44:06.446-08:00Thank You Poor People!It's like those folks at The Onion can <b><a href ="http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4045">READ MINDS</a></b><blockquote>Added Bush: "God bless America's backwards hicks, lunchpail-toting blockheads, doddering elderly, and bumpity-car-driving Spanish-speakers."</blockquote>Brilliant! I know it's faux news, but you gotta believe that the folks at BushCo are saying some of this stuff to each other behind closed doors. Oh, one more great faux quote:<blockquote>"That's why I always vote straight-ticket Republican, just like my daddy did, before he lost the farm and shot himself in the head, and just like his daddy did, before he died of black-lung disease in the company coal mines."</blockquote>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1100070201048727812004-11-09T23:01:00.000-08:002004-11-09T23:03:21.046-08:00Fuck The SouthI don't know who <b><a href ="http://fuckthesouth.com/">wrote this</a></b>, but I think I'm in love.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1099679326076040782004-11-05T10:25:00.000-08:002004-11-05T10:30:06.293-08:00I'm Having A Hard Time Believing This One.So, you're 38 years old and you're sitting there watching TV. When on the news comes a story about Michael Jackson's recent court troubles. It hits you! "Hey, I think he did some stuff to me twenty years ago! I was 18 and he was a big bad 24 year old and he <b><a href ="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1104041jackson1.html">did bad stuff to me</a></b>. I want some money too!"Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1098462298198170602004-10-22T09:22:00.000-07:002004-10-22T09:24:58.196-07:00My Cousin Is Such A Dick!Damn! Even the family is pissed! <b><a href ="http://www.bushrelativesforkerry.com/">Bush Relatives For Kerry</a></b>. I fucking love this stuff.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1097513276949163082004-10-11T09:38:00.000-07:002004-10-11T09:47:56.950-07:00I Love Flip Flops!<b><a href ="http://seanbonner.com/flipflop/">THIS</a></b> is a little catalog of flip flops that makes me chuckle. I love when the right criticizes Kerry by calling him a flip flopper. They seem l to love the fact that their guy never changes his mind no matter what facts come to light. Or does he?
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<br />Some people are so fucking stupid, that they should have to be tested before they are allowed to vote. I know there are many under age kids and felons that are more qualified to vote than millions of dumbasses that will be voting this November.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1096931088814879222004-10-04T16:02:00.000-07:002004-10-04T16:04:48.813-07:00???I'm having a hard time figuring out the mechanics of <b><a href ="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc">THIS</a></b> incident. Can anyone help me out here? I've never been so creeped out and puzzled at the same time.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1096478757088468872004-09-29T10:10:00.000-07:002004-10-03T22:59:09.796-07:00Stoned Slackers? Not so much.We all can agree that Bill O'Reilly is a twat, right? Well, this story is a good as it gets. If you missed Jon Stewart's appearance on O'Rielly's "The O'Reilly Factor" then you missed Bill's constant joking about Jon's viewers being "stoned slackers" and that he was concerned that they were voters. So the folks over at Comedy Central decided to get Nielsen Media Research involved to see if that was true. <b><a href ="http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/TV/09/28/tv.stewart.oreilly.ap/">READ THIS TO SEE THE RESULTS.</a></b> I'm sure even stoned "Daily Show" viewers are still smarter than "O'Reilly Factor" viewers.
<br />Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1096141636319436042004-09-25T13:46:00.000-07:002004-09-25T12:47:16.320-07:00Bush vs GodNow <b><a href ="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/001537.html#001537">THIS</a></b> is funny.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1095719045805473062004-09-20T15:18:00.000-07:002004-09-20T22:05:28.936-07:00Go USA! We're #31!!!It seems that our country shouldn't be so smug about how free we are. Let's take freedom of the press as an example. <b><a href ="http://www.rsf.org/article.php3?id_article=8247">Click Here</a></b>. <i><a href ="http://www.macactivist.com/">found via the Macactivist</a></i><blockquote>The Israeli army's repeated abuses against journalists in the occupied territories and the US army's responsibility in the death of several reporters during the war in Iraq constitute unacceptable behaviour by two nations that never stop stressing their commitment to freedom of expression.</blockquote>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1095541840209586932004-09-18T14:09:00.000-07:002004-09-18T14:10:40.210-07:00Breaking RecordsI'm going for the world record for longest stretch of time between posts.....Fuck! I have to start over now.Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1094609923254878572004-09-07T19:14:00.002-07:002004-09-07T23:26:39.850-07:00George Bush. The Greatest Speaker of All Time.I know that everyone is going to be talking about <b><a href ="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=5&u=/nm/20040907/od_nm/odd_bush_dc">this story</a></b>, but come on. This is some funny shit! I swear he does this on purpose. Brilliant!<blockquote>"We've got an issue in America. Too many good docs are getting out of business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their <b>love</b> with women all across this country."
<br />-- George Bush</blockquote>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1094156354551285222004-09-02T13:16:00.000-07:002004-09-02T13:21:36.236-07:00Have I Used "D'oh!" As A Title Yet?How can people be so fucking stupid? <b><a href ="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5890269">A $200 bill?</a></b> Come on folks. Oh, not to mention:<blockquote>The bill did carry a picture of President Bush, but he is not one of the presidents who appear on U.S. currency.</blockquote>Found via <b><a href ="http://kamikazelunchbreak.blogspot.com/2004_09_01_kamikazelunchbreak_archive.html#109415379434422453">Kamikaze Lunchbreak</a></b>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7133181.post-1093923809770262732004-08-30T20:32:00.000-07:002004-08-30T20:43:29.770-07:00Ed Schrock is a Bad Bad Boy!<left><a href='http://congress.org/congressorg/bio/?dir=&dir=congressorg&ID=8551'><img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://images.capwiz.com/img/photos/8551.jpg?size=147x105'></a></left>
<br />Oh man! I love this shit! Does it get any better then when some conservative asshole of the most homophobic kind turns out to be searching for a little man love on the side? I think not!!!! <b><a href ="http://www.blogactive.com/2004/08/action-write-congressman-ed-schrock.html">READ ABOUT IT HERE!</a></b> <b><a href ="http://www.blogactive.com/2004/08/schrock-faces-accusations-cancels.html">AND HERE!</a></b><blockquote>Ed Schrock has a voting record that the most right wing conservative would be proud of. The Christian Coalition gave him a 92% rating in their 2003 voting guide... ...His score over at the Human Rights Campaign? ZERO!</blockquote>Mehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10152620030421975335noreply@blogger.com