Saturday, July 03, 2004

Supermodel Personals

I've added a link to my sidebar that you should check out. It's called Supermodel Personals. It's well done and as an extra bonus contains some nudity. Tara takes pictures from fashion magazines and writes a personal ad for each girl. Good times! Here's a sample:
Runaway from Ohio, hoping to make it big in Hollywood. You may have seen me hanging out in the parking lots of places where famous people go, hoping to trade blow jobs for a walk-on part in Malcolm In The Middle. I'm willing to do whatever it takes because, let's face it, I can barely read and don't know how to use a computer so in a couple months I'll be doing porn anyway.
I'll let you visit the site to see the corresponding image.

Rock, Paper, Saddam!

THIS made me chuckle a bit.
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always

Thursday, July 01, 2004

More Death Penalty Candidates!

People that take advantage of their position to harass or hurt others are the scum of the earth.It seems that Denver has a little problem with health workers that harass or bully patients. This is just as bad as a cop fucking with you because he can. Read THIS UNBELIEVABLE STORY!

Wednesday, June 30, 2004

Barbie's a Whore Anyway

Can we all just agree that parody is a good thing? Companies that whine about this shit piss me off. "Oh, you can't make fun of our beloved Barbie like that. Think about the children!" Well, now the time is ripe for some more fun since THIS DECISION was made in the courts.
U.S. District judge Ronald Lew, in a written ruling, said Mattel had forced Forsythe into a costly court battle.
"There was little risk of consumer confusion ... Defendant's parodic intent was clear," he wrote.
Well done Judge!