Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Remember When I Used To Blog?

Muther Fuck! Is this thing still on??? Every six months or so I remember about this thing and stop by to reminisce about the days when I wrote brilliant prose on this very blog. It was a magical day. Oh, that's right I totally suck as a writer and if it weren't for the built in spell check in my awesome operating system, I would look like a ten year old. Annnnyway, why are yo still watching those shitty "reality" shows on television? If I hear one more adult that I assumed was smarter than a bag of rocks talk about American Idol I'm going to punch him in the throat! And don't get me started on Dancing With The Stars which just proves that gays have taken over television... Not that there's anything wrong with that. I have a gay friend..., uh, and I used to know a black kid in elementary school... I' AM NOT A RACIST!!!

That is all! Go take a nap.