Friday, July 30, 2004

If You Do The Crime...

...Then shut the fuck up and pay the man. This story was of no interest to me, until I got to the lawyer's statement.
"It's our perception that this is just another example of a prominent member of the hip-hop community being made an example of."
I may be completely blind, but when the police were trying to stop Russell Simmon's wife, an asian woman in what I'm sure was a very expensive car, were they thinking she must be a part of the hip-hop community? When these FUCKING arrogant assholes break the law and then cry because they do a lot for the community in between the times they are committing crimes, I just want to punch them in the troat. Ya, that's right, "troat" with no "h."

Oh, and look at her fucking arrogant smile in the mug shot. You can almost hear her saying to herself "Cool. now I have a phat mug shot so all the homies will know I'm a G, but my big time lawyer will get me off anyway." Fucking... Ahhhhh!

Monday, July 26, 2004

Over 220lbs is NOT Chubby.


We have a winner in the 2004 Miss Chicciona contest in Italy. Now I agree that modern media has a rather skewed view of what the average woman looks like, but calling this contest "Miss Chubby" is overcompensating a bit. And when I say "a bit," I mean "a lot."

Go Fuck Yourself!

You know how much it sucks to leave a confrontation only to think of the perfect words after it's too late? Well, John Kerry's wife had the perfect opportunity and blew it. Instead of telling a reporter to "Shove it" she could have quoted republican darling Dick Cheney.

Women. Always Complaining.

OK, I see the point HERE, but wouldn't the solution to naked men answering the door for room service be to just send a male employee up to rooms at night? No, the women see this as a good excuse to get rid of porn in hotel rooms. I mean, what else are you supposed to do in a hotel room, read? Today Norway, tomorrow the good ol' USA. Oh, and getting rid of the porn is not going to stop horny businessmen from answering the door naked, it might just make it worse.