Shame on you Jaguar!

"So, what might drive you wild? Could it be the touch of skin on your fingertips? A long, honed body? Firm sensuous curves? A deep, responsive purr? ... I think I have the perfect match for you. I'll send you a photograph next week."

Stop! Too Sexy!

Jaguar actually bowed to pressure from the biggest pussies on earth and said they would no longer use such language in advertising in the future. Can we agree that if you were offended by the quote above EVEN IF YOU DIDN'T GET THAT IT WAS AN AD that you are a pussy? I would hate to live in a world where the above text would do anything but make me wonder what it was about. FUCK!