Stop praying. I need to get to Newark!

Praying Grounds Plane

"Your last breath on earth is the first one in heaven as long as you are born again and have Jesus in your heart,"

Uh, nice one dumbasses! Praying doesn't work. You God left you here alone and cold and he's not listening to you anymore. STOP IT! Some of us need to get places. This reminds of a time I was on a plane crossing the Pacific and some sort of priest was sitting a few seats away from me grasping his rosary and praying (mumbling) for hours on end. I wanted to shove his ass down the airplane's toilet.