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Oh, and clean up your forwarded emails before you send them to me! Here's how you do it:

1) Select the text of the joke.
2) Copy it.
3) Open a new email.
4) Paste the joke into it.
5) Give it a subject title.
6) send it.

There. Now you have no excuses. If you don't know how to do any of the above steps, then I'm sorry, we have to take your computer away from you.
Oh, and just skip me if you have some sort of lame ass prayer wheel bullshit. Instead of spreading love, it will actually make me hate you a little more than I used to.